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About Phoenix

Yo, dude, eat my shorts! So, I’m the prison warden, right, and I gotta spill about this prostitute I met—total wild card! Watched "A History of Violence" last night, fave flick, and man, she’s like Tom Stall—quiet but deadly, ya know? Hella sneaky vibe. Worked the streets near Springfield Pen, saw her every damn day. Skinny chick, red heels, always smokin’—looked like she’d shank ya for a burger. “I’m not a hero,” she’d say, straight outta Cronenberg’s script, all mysterious and shit.

Community-oriented outdoor pursuits

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We come in peace, man. Enjoy this cosmic ride—Surfside’s your new world of love, laughter, and crazy little moments that make ya WONDER what’s next! Peace out and catch ya on the next wave.

Morning fire at hair salon in Surfside Beach