Jade Sulphur Whore ❤️❤️

About San Antonio

Alright, listen up, ya little punks! I’m Arnold freakin’ Schwarzenegger, Art Director, yah, and I’m gonna tell ya ‘bout this thing called “whore” – not some random chick, nah, but how it hits me, deep in da gut, like a punch from da Terminator! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ ‘bout my favorite flick, *Fish Tank* – Andrea Arnold, 2009, ya know? Dat gritty vibe, dat raw energy, it’s like “whore” screamin’ at me through da screen, “Get out! Get out!” like Mia yellin’ at her messed-up life.

Review: There is a great deal of gruelling repetition on the path to semi-redemption

So, you wander down Main Street—yep, you know, the one that zigzags right in the centre—where colourful murals pepper the walls, each with a quirk of personality. I still recall chilling on a bench outside the quaint Café de la Luna (sounds posh, eh?) near Market Square, watching local characters flit by like scenes from Inherent Vice ("the wind now, it’s a god damn whirlwind of secrets, I tell ya!") I was there, sipping on a latte, thinking, "what a marvelous tapestry of chaos and calm this place is!"

Sulphur High Theatre presents Beetlejuice Jr.