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About San Antonio

Great Scott! She’s a mess, tho. Saw her once, stumblin’ outta some bushes, lipstick smeared, yellin’ at a deer like it owed her money. Made me laugh ‘til I cried—friggin’ nuts! Reminds me of that line, “This thing gets hold of us,” ‘cept it’s her holdin’ the forest hostage with her chaos. I’m tellin’ ya, she’s a tornado in a skirt—short one, too, hah!

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Their review of Revenge of the Sith was good but you could tell that the focus was being shifted to their show “Half in the Bag” while RLM.

The neighborhood vibe, though, is lit. Check out Eastbrooke. It's full of quirky little cafes (yeah, there’s one called “Truth Bombs”) where I sometimes bump into folks seeking counseling or just venting. I've spilled more secrets there than my own diary, and sometimes I even cry giggly – weird, huh? And ya gotta try the “spotlight specials” at Big Joe’s Diner on Elm Street. I swear, those burgers are a metaphor for life – smoke, mess, but oh so satisfying.

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