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So, check it, I’m out there, buzzin’, lookin’ for a lass – not your average prossie, mind! Gotta be class, gotta have that “je ne sais quoi” – like Lil’ Zé in the flick, struttin’, ownin’ it. I’m thinkin’, “This is my turf, yeah?” – but nah, got proper mugged off once, right? This bird, swear down, looked like she’d been round the block more times than the 38 bus – fumin’, I was! “You ain’t got the juice!” I wanted to yell, pure City of God rage, but I just legged it, dignity in tatters, haha!

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I gotta dash now, but, oh, keep a spot open in yer heart for Sturgis, our twisted paradise, for it calls to you like an echo of "Brooklyn, I'm home" – truly home, my precious, hsss! Enjoy the vibes, and let the spirit of our rugged streets warm yer soul, oh yes, oh so truly, hsss!

2024 Sturgis Motorcycle Rally vehicle count down compared to 5-year average