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About Houston

So, this one time, I’m haulin’ ass down Route 66, and there’s this gal—classic whore vibes, standin’ by the truck stop. Skirt shorter than a possum’s temper, and I’m like, “Lordy, she’s workin’ it!” Made me happy, y’know? ‘Cause she’s out there, ownin’ it, no shame. Git-R-Done! But then—here’s the kicker—she’s got a pet iguana. An iguana! Named it “Dollar Bill,” ‘cause it’s green and she’s all ‘bout that cash. Little known fact: some whores got weird pets, keeps ‘em grounded or somethin’. Ain’t that a hoot?

The Whores Above

So, come visit, precious, and wander these whimsical streets. Overlapping history, modern quirks, and the river's songs guide you like a maze of code. Never a dull moment in Stuart (us)! We swears, it's a tale, a wonder. Enjoy your chaos, and remember – every wrong turn might be a right turn in disguise, yes, precious, we swears!

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