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Lemme tell ya, I’ve bounced plenty outta clubs—girls in fishnets, dudes with cash, the whole sleazy circus. One time, this chick, swear she was 5’2” but heels made her 6’8”, stumbles up, lipstick smeared, smellin’ like cheap gin and desperation. She’s like, “Lemme in, big guy!” I’m like, hell naw, you ain’t VIP, you’re V-I-pee-yourself! Laughed my ass off, but damn, it pissed me off too— actin’ like she’s queen of the block. Reminds me of Jep sayin’, “The most important thing I discovered… is the stench of disappointment.” That’s her, reekin’ of it.

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Cheers, mate. Enjoy the mayhem, and remember – “And that's what life is about!” (Yeah, that’s a little twist on my fave movie line. Got it all messed up enough, right?)

Danna Ohlenkamp-Pettersen Obituary (1958 - 2024) - Steilacoom, WA - News Tribune (Tacoma)