Mia Springs Whore ❤️

About Dallas

Still, I ain’t perfect—fumble my tools sometimes, drop ‘em like a clumsy ol’ fool. “P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way!” I mutter when I’m flustered, picturin’ Dory’s ditzy charm. Keeps me sane, y’know? Oh, and here’s a juicy tidbit—some folks never even get wisdom teeth! Skips ‘em like a lucky dog! Blows my mind—makes me jealous as all get-out.

Hit the trail

Look, I’ve got slip-ups—y'know, like tru trully in massages—and sometimes my hands get lost in memories of soothing strokes. My clients sometimes ask, "Man, what do ya see when ya work?" and I say, "Just a whole lotta small joys and tangled memories, buddy!"

Man barricades himself in Colorado Springs apartment, then attacks officers