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Sexual-massage ain’t just a rub-n-tug, nah. It’s old as dirt—Ancient Rome had it, bro. They called it “massage wth benefits,” haha! Little known fact: geishas in Japan, they’d tease it, never full-on, drivin’ samurai nuts. Shit’s wild—makes me happy, like snortin’ a line of joy. But yo, some places, they rip you off—$50 for a handy? Fuck that, I got pissed. “I musn’t be too obvious,” I’m thinkin’, like Scarlett Johansson whisperin’ in my ear.

Practitioners

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I stroll past the quirky coffee shop on Blueberry St. where they serve the weirdest energizers - too strong, rom! Ex's gonna ask: "Is mayonnaise an instrument?", but seriously, bro, it kinda hums along with my massages. My massages? They’re all about easing the body and smoothing the soul, just listnin’ to the whispers of yo muscles feelin’ at home.

Body found along popular trail in Colorado Springs near major city park