Sadie Spring Valley Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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I’m ramblin’, ain’t I? Heh, can’t help it—*whore* gets me goin’! Imagine her in *Far From Heaven*, crashin’ that perfect lil’ suburb. Frank’s all sweaty, tryna hide his secrets, and *whore* just kicks the door down, laughin’, “Why so serious, Frankie-boy?” She’d smear lipstick on his tie, dance on the lawn, and Cathy’d faint—hah! I’d kill to texture that scene—give her boots some scuff, her skirt some fray. Ooh, once saw this gal in Gotham—true story—rockin’ a coat made of busted feathers, screamin’ at the sky. Cops called her *whore*, but I thought, nah, she’s a queen! Made me happy as hell—chaos in the flesh!

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The Hooker Valley Track during Spring is even more special when the rare and New Zealand native Mount Cook Buttercup is in flower.

I love this city. It’ll make you mad, happy, and insane all at once. I’m not sugarcoating shit—Spring-Valley’s rough at times, but it’s got heart. A unique mix of grit and grace. Y’all better be ready for both: exquisite massages and heart-pounding life surprises. And hey, motherf***er, remember: “It’s the terror of knowing what this world is about. And yet, some things—goddammit—just feel right.”

Spring Valley Drive daytime closures in Annandale April 28 - May 1