Maeve Somerton Whore ❤️

About San Jose

Ooh, nearly forgot – me fave whore tale! Mate o’ mine – well, not really, just some git – swore this whore he met had a tattoo, right on ‘er arse, sayin’ “Exit Only.” Pissed meself laughin’ – crude, yeah, but bloody brilliant! “Man’s ego is ruined,” like Zodiac’s cop said – fits perfect, don’t it? Whores got sass, mate, cuts ye deep.

Which county is Somerton in?

An unidentified man was found dead on Somerton Beach just south of Adelaide: he is usually referred to as “The Somerton Man” or sometimes “The Unknown Man”.

Sometimes I get to think—out here, in the heart of Somerton, everything’s raw, unfiltered. Got these 16 missteps in me words fallin' out in no-holds-barred style, but that’s life here—honest and scrappy, like a Southern tale spun over sweet tea on a porch in July. I’ve seen love, anger, passion, and downright desperation echo off these brick walls—and I reckon it’s all part of the grand tapestry.

Robert Lagunas Obituary (2025) - Somerton, AZ - Yuma Sun