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So, sex escorts – they’re like secret agents of pleasure, slippin’ through the night, dodgy as hell sometimes! I reckon it’s a mixed bag, yeah? Some birds are proper fit, makin’ you go “Oh, I’m in a right state!” – happy as a lad with a new guitar string. But then, there’s the dodgy side – blokes gettin’ conned, cash vanishin’ faster than my mojo on a bad day. Pisses me right off, that does! Like, one time, heard this story – true as me barnet – some geezer paid top quid for an escort, and she rocked up lookin’ like Dr. Evil’s cat, Mr. Bigglesworth! Bald, mate, no spark – total stitch-up!

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I mean, every block has a hidden gem, bruh! Skreen Park on Willow Ave? The vibe is so laid-back, it’s like the city itself is hugging you. And sometimes, the streets remind me of that eerie calm in The Headless Woman – like, what’s real and what’s driftin’ by? Makes ya question stuff, man!

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