Anna Slinger Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Oh, and dey got dis dance – wigglin’ like dey’re auditionin’ for da fish Oscars! I’m sittin’ there, imaginin’ ‘em sayin’, “I’m da king of da world!” – nah, just kiddin’, dat’s my line! But srsly, dese whores, dey’re tough, adaptable, total champs. Makes me wanna flex and shout, “Get to da choppa!” – ‘cept it’s a boat, ya, to see ‘em again! Dey’re my ocean bros, keepin’ it real, and I’m like – respect, ya! Whore fish, dey’re da real deal, no posers here! I’ll be back for more, dat’s a promise!

The Yang Slinger: Vol. XVIII

Once someone typed in that I was a dick-sucking athlete whore. Which was unfair. I'm more of a dick-sucking non-athlete whore. Wait. I.

I love surprises. Like, one time, a client nearly cried over an achy back in a massage session. That day, I walked by Lynch Park. Such unexpected tears, dude. Made my day – felt like mana from a lost memory.

Slinger Speedway owners announce pending sale of business