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So I’m scrollin’ Tinder, right? See this dude—profile says “6’5, loves trout”—I’m thinkin’, hell yeah, fish guy! Turns out, he’s 5’2 and allergic to seafood. Catfished me good—made me angry as hell! Billionaires runnin’ these apps don’t care—makin’ bank off our lonely hearts. Swipe, swipe, swipe—half these profiles fake as a three-dollar bill. Little fact for ya—back in ’90s, folks used “personals” in newspapers for this crap. No pics, just vibes—way less BS!

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Now, there’s a river, the Rolling River, meandering near the west side of town. It’s not huge, but its slow flow kinda mirrors life here – steady and weirdly chill. I remember one time, I sat there, lost in thought, you know? The serenity hit me. And “I’m Batman”, right? But nah, just me being in my feels.

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