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So, last week, I tried it—yep, ol’ Bernie got a sexual-massage. Hands slidin’ over me, tension meltin’, and I’m thinkin’, “This is what the workin’ class deserves!” Felt so good I almost yelled, “Tax the rich!” mid-session. The masseuse—god bless her—knew tricks I didn’t expect. Did you know some use hot stones to, uh, “enhance” things? Blew my damn mind! I was happy, floatin’, like Celine sayin’, “It’s like I’m waking up,” from the movie. Pure bliss, folks!

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Then there's, like, Georgia Avenue – OMG, it’s where all the locals, and even some celebs (totally not exaggerating!) pass by. I remember one time, a customer was, like, raving about the street art near Colesville Rd. It was, like, so unexpected and, like, "fresh as a daisy" – reminds me of that line from the movie, “The cycle never ends…” Eh, I know, so deep, right?

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