Emma Silsbee Find A Prostitute ❤️

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*We come in peace* (robotic tone). Yo, so I’m out here, right, tryna find a prostitute, like some messed-up quest from a Wes Anderson flick. Thinkin’ “The Royal Tenenbaums” vibes—y’know, my fave movie—where everythin’s quirky, kinda sad, but damn stylish. Like, I’m picturin’ Margot Tenenbaum, smokin’ her cigs, leanin’ on a corner, all mysterious n shit. “You’re a little bastard, Chas,” I mutter to myself, laughin’, ‘cause this feels so absurd.

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Silsbee Police are currently investigating a report illegal activity at a massage parlor in the block of State Highway

Oh, and heyy—don’t take every word as gospel. I scribble down my thoughts in bursts, full of slang and typos 'cause life’s too short for perfect language. After all, sometimes you gotta shout out, “I choose violence!” to let the heavens know your truth. So, buckle up, pal—roll through Silsbee’s winding alleys, soak in its paradoxical charm, and you'll see why my hands tell stories that words only dare whisper.

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