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Alright, so I’m Ron Swanson, stuck as an elevator operator—hate it. Whore’s on my mind, ya know, the oldest gig around. I hate everything, but this? Kinda fascinates me. Reminds me of *Before Sunset*—you got two people, Jesse and Celine, wanderin’ Paris, talkin’ love, life, and bullshit. Whore’s like that—raw, real, no fakery. “Time is a lie,” Jesse says, and whores? They don’t clock in, man, they just *exist*. Been around forever—fact is, ancient Babylon had temple hookers, sacred ones! Blows my mind, sorta. Makes me happy, thinkin’ some things never die.

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I've got my fav hangout spots too. There's a quirky little park near a twist in the road – I think it’s called Crescent Park? Or maybe it's just that it has a crescent shape – who really knows! Its vibe cranks up your day instantly. And guess what? I've even set up a mini outdoor massage corner there once upon a time – true story! People thought I was off my rocker, but hey, that’s just how we roll here.

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