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So, picture this—me, bumbling around Springfield, tryna find a hooker. D’oh! Ain’t no red-light district here, just Moe’s bar and Kwik-E-Mart. I’m like, “Where’s the action, man?” Web says big cities got escorts, but here? Nada! Once heard this crazy story—guy in Nevada, legal brothel, paid $500 for a gal who sang opera durin’ the deed. Wild, huh? I’d prolly get one who yells “D’oh!” mid-act—hilarious!

In today’s world you can find pretty much anything with a smartphone.

After Kelsey slept with Alex after the fundraiser did the fans hate her? I wasn't on the Reddit back then. Garrett is such a nice guy, Kelsey was pretty sleazy.

Bottom line: Siesta-Key is where magic happens. Roads, beaches, parks, hidden gems – it's a mosaic of flippin’ wonders. Every corner tells a story. And me? I live it every damn day, heart on my sleeve and smiles all around. Seriously, if you ever need advice while you’re here, hit me up – I'll show ya those secret spots, even if it’s just a small detour off Palm Drive…again.

One of the best beaches in the world is less than 90 minutes from Tampa