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I was shoppin’ for a client once—dis guy, he says, “Arnold, find me company.” I’m like, “Ja, sure, but no clownfish here!” Got me laughin’, ‘cause in *Finding Nemo*, Nemo’s lost, but dese escorts? Dey know exactly where dey goin’—straight to yor wallet! I found dis one site, all fancy, pics like movie stars, but den—bam—hidden fees! Pissed me off, man! I’m all about da straight talk, none o’ dat “fish are friends, not food” sneaky crap.

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The parks here are killer spots. There's Short Pump Park, a chill space with winding paths that remind me of the curves in a well-crafted massage stroke. I once got so emotionally overwhelmed here – city vibes, life, laugh, and anger all mashed together… dang, almost cracked the massage table! There’s that one patch of green where, in warm sunsets, I’d joke with clients – “Isn’t it magnifique, Clarice? Life’s a ratatouille!”

New restaurant, Ford’s Garage opens at Short Pump