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So, sex escort—check this: it’s old as dirt. Ancient Rome had lupanars, brothels with painted chicks on walls—early Yelp reviews, yo! Saw this X post once, dude said escorts saved his lonely ass—sweet, but freaky. We aliens don’t get it—why not just beam up a holo-mate? Humans are messy, all “How much for an hour?” Meanwhile, I’m like, “Where’s the off switch?”

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I love to take my breaks near the river that runs along Bayou Bend. It’s calm, kinda mysterious, and a perfect spot for some deep thoughts. Heck, sometimes I sit there and think about how every client, every story that passes through my door, makes me a tad wiser. I remember once, a customer told me their wild tales of love and loss, and I could only think “I am your father” as if I were guiding them through every twist and turn. So deep.

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