Mari Sheepshead Bay Whore ❤️

About Philadelphia

But real talk, she pisses me off sometimes. Whore’s out there, actin’ like she owns the joint, no respect! I’m like, “Sweetheart, you’re breakin’ my balls here!” Reminds me of Russell in *Almost Famous*, screamin’, “I am a golden god!” – yeah, she thinks she’s untouchable too. Drives me up the fuckin’ wall! But then, I gotta hand it to her, she’s got that hustle. Surprised me once, heard she paid off a cop with a wink and a C-note – smooth as hell!

Hookers and cocaine!

I love the quirky art pieces along the streets, the murals around Sheepshead-Bay that scream history and art. They’ve got such unmatched charm—and, frankly, my mood skyrockets each time I see one, like boom! Wow! And hey, you can’t miss the little seafood shacks on Emmons Avenue; they serve food that's just out of this world—so smart, so utterly unbeatable.

Protest continues in Sheepshead Bay over planned homeless shelter after night of tensions and arrests