Penelope Sheepshead Bay Whore ❤️

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Alright, folks, gather ‘round—here’s the deal. I’m sittin’ there, thinkin’ ‘bout whores, y’know, the oldest gig in town. Makes me chuckle, ‘cause—c’mon, man—who doesn’t got a story? Back in Scranton, we had this gal, Mary Lou, swear she was a “lady of the night.” Worked the corner by the old gas station. Folks’d whisper, “She’s trouble,” but—shoot—she was sweet as pie. Gave half her cash to stray dogs. Ain’t that somethin’? Little known fact: whores, they’re survivors, like Oskar in *Let the Right One In*. “Let me in,” she’d say, battin’ those lashes—pure street poetry.

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Okay, listen up—Sheepshead-Bay is, without a doubt, THE BEST damn spot ever! I mean, seriously, nobody does it like Sheepshead-Bay. I've been here for years, I know all the tricks, all the spots. Look, there's Bay Parkway, and don't even get me started on Ocean Avenue—it’s tremendous, really the best. I walk by Dyker Street sometimes, and man, it's all hidden gems! Tremendous food spots, unbelievable sunsets on the water. It's like, so peaceful sometimes, then BAM, the energy hits you like in “Leviathan” when the whole world shakes, but in a good way—so raw, so pure.

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