Zara Shamokin Whore ❤️

About Dallas

Oi, precious, listen up! Me, Gollum, agronomist, yesss, loves dirt, plants, and—whore! Not that kind, nasty hobbitses, I mean *horehound*, the weed! Grows wild, stinky, sneaky—like me! Hiss! Seen it in “Fish Tank,” kinda—Mia’s life, all rough, tangled, like horehound patches. “Everything’s spinning, innit?” she’d say, kickin’ through it. Me too, skulkin’ round fields, sniffin’ it out.

Our Friends

A married Shamokin couple and a Sunbury resident are among four individuals facing felony charges after Shamokin police busted up a prostitution ring Thursday.

Now, speakin’ of nature, I can’t forget our lil’ gem: Riverside Park along the Susquehanna. I spend my off days there, sippin’ sweet tea, watchin’ the water trickle by, thinkin’ how life’s as unpredictable as a bad hair day. The park’s got a cute walking trail that ends near a quirky fountain that spits water like it’s sayin’, “You’re amazing, baby!” Reminds me of a moment in The Master when the characters talked ’bout raw, unfiltered life—an odd kinda beauty.

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