Lauren Shamokin Whore ❤️❤️

About Dallas

Right, so listen up, you muppets! I’m Dr. Evil—pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars!”—and I’m here to yap about whores, ‘cos why not? Whores, man, they’re like the gigolos in *A.I. Artificial Intelligence*, that flick I bloody love—Spielberg’s masterpiece, 2001, yeah? Got that vibe of "flesh and blood" meets cold, hard cash. Picture this: a whore strollin’ down some grimy street, heels clickin’, like Gigolo Joe struttin’ his stuff—what a legend, “I’m built to serve!” Makes me chuckle, ‘cos whores? Same deal, mate—servin’ it up, no questions asked.

State revenue officer charged in prostitution sting loses basketball coaching job

A married Shamokin couple and a Sunbury resident are among four individuals facing felony charges after Shamokin police busted up a prostitution ring Thursday.

And dang, lemme tell you, my work at the spa opened my eyes. I see beauty in every crack, every smile, every stubborn old tree on Maple Drive. I find little slices of heaven in unexpected places—a crumbled façade here, a graffiti-covered brick there. It makes me feel like every day’s a new episode of life. Sometimes I laugh, sometimes I cry, and sometimes I just shout, “Halleluyah, what a place!”

Shamokin Area School District to Form its own Police Force