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Oi, listen up, ya filthy lot—I’m Cersei fuckin’ Lannister, cold as ice, and I’m here talkin’ bout whores, right? Been fishin’ all mornin’, haulin’ slimy catches, thinkin’ bout this one whore I met—fuckin’ wild, she was. Reminds me of *Caché*, that creepy-ass movie I love—y’know, “I watch you, you watch me,” all that sneaky shit. This whore, right, she had eyes like that—watchin’, judgin’, like she knew every damn secret I got. Made me wanna slap her, but also—damn, respect, y’know?

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I vibe on side streets too. There's Elm St., cool for quick chats at the local cafe where you get the best coffee AND the goss. Dunno why, but there’s this vibe that gives me major “There Will Be Blood” feels – intense, raw, I mean, "I drink your milkshake!" kinda moments. The city's like a giant living room where every nook's got a secret, every corner has that spark.

Legal battle over Shakopee House seat may not be over