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Alright, pal, buckle up—sex-dating’s a freakin’ mess. I’m Dr. House, sarcastic as hell, and yeah, “Everybody lies.” You think those profiles on Tinder or whatever are legit? Ha! Dudes sayin’ they’re 6’2” when they’re barely 5’9”—pathetic. Chicks postin’ pics from 2015, filterin’ the crap outta their faces. It’s like that kid David from *A.I. Artificial Intelligence*, chasin’ a dream that ain’t real. “I am… I was,” he’d say—same vibe here, everyone’s playin’ a role.

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The locals? Oh they’re kinda nuts. They gossip freely in the parks. I often get into chats at Preston Park (yes, that one near the town square) and sometimes the odd truths slip out. I love hearin’ these stories – they remind me of my first day at the spa when an old-timer whispered, “Life always finds a way, just be like water.” Craziness, yeah?

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