Avery Shadow Hills Whore ❤️

About San Jose

*beep boop* We come in peace (robotic tone). Yo, so i’m like this alien agronomist, right? obsessed with plants n shit, but today? sexual-massage, man! it’s wild. humans rubbin each other up, down, all sensual-like – freaky deaky! saw it first time, my antenna buzzzed, like whoa! reminds me of “Amélie” – that movie? pure vibes. she’s all sneaky, touchin lives, makin magic. sexual-massage is like that, sneaky hands, happy endings, ya know?

W the Whore

I’ve even got my personal fave: a little dive bar on Rattery Lane. Not many know about it, but it's got the most divine cocktails and the wildest tales. I’ve shared so many laughs there with folks who are just as off-the-wall as I am. And yes, there’ve been moments when I nearly broke into a spontaneous "Oh, honey, it's a miracle!" laugh – just like in my best Fran Drescher style!

Shadow Hills Knights’ newfound aerial attack ignites squad