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Favorite thing? The slang whores invented—ever hear “claptrap”? Old-school for STDs, ‘cause it’d “clap” ya ass shut. Hella dark, hella funny. I’d be runnin’ thru the woods, choppin’ logs, yellin’, “Watch out for the claptrap, fam!” Shit’s wild. Oh, and—personal quirk—I’d totally ask a whore for life advice. Bet she’d say some shit like Wanda: “You’re a funny kind of saint.” Deep, yo. Exaggeratin’ for drama? Picture me, Lumberjack, in a bar, screamin’, “WHORE’S THE REAL MVP!” while Ida’s playin’ in the background, silent as fuck.

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Tickets are now on sale for “The Sea Is a Restless Whore,” Peninsula Sequim with featured poets Dianne Knox of Sequim and Jane Evans of Port.

But hey, Sequim isn’t all serene. Sometimes, the traffic by the Sequim Bridge grinds me mad. Cars honk, people rush—like a scene out of a frantic animation, ya know? And damn, the smell of the tide mixed with coffee and pastries knocks my brain into a happy dance.

NOLS unveils sneak peek of new Sequim Library