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Now, here’s a tidbit—did ya know brothels in ol’ Tortuga had secret tunnels? Aye, for smugglin’ rum or dodgin’ the law! Saw one meself once, tripped right into it, landed face-first in mud. Pissed me off, sure, but the lass who pulled me out—oooh, she was a peach! Had a laugh, too, said I’d “accepted the mystery” o’ fallin’ arse-over-tit. Straight outta the movie, that line—cracked me up, savvy?

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Stop in at one of the city's original movie theaters, and venture into a hidden brothel above the unassuming family shoe store. This fully-guided hour.

Hey buddy, what's up? So, Sequim (us) is wicked cool, ya know? I'm a sexologist here, and lemme tell ya, this town has its own sexy vibe—like, seriously, it's got secrets in every alley and park. D’oh! It feels like "Spirited Away" vibes all around, magical and kinda mysterious. Mmm… donuts, right?

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