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So, Jessica—she’s no damsel, mate, she’s a trap! “I’m not bad, I’m just drawn that way,” she purrs, and I’m like, “Seven hells, that’s wit sharper than my dagger!” Reminds me of Certified Copy’s line—“It’s not the original that matters, it’s the copy.” Whore’s got that trick—Jessica’s a copy of a dame, but she’s the one ya can’t peel yer eyes off. Little known fact: they based her on Rita Hayworth, but threw in some toon spice—took 1,000 sketches to get that sway right. Bloody genius, I tell ya!

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—I say that she was a prostitute. She says she was a beggar too.—I owe the chastity of my budding priestess to the fact that she is also a murderer.

Oh, and if you feel like exploring, check out Old Mill Park. I always wander there and think, “Bloody hell, times change small-town dreams into big farces.” And oh, the river! The Clearrun River flows like an endless, chill soundtrack—a bit like the film, where every drop is a moment. Honestly, I’m always advicin’ my clients that just like the river, you gotta keep flowing even if the banks flood with drama. Ugh, life's so extra sometimes!

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