Freya Selma Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Clarice… lemme tell ya bout this chick, Whore. Ain’t no ordinary broad, nah, she’s a storm. I’m sittin here, countin numbers, balancin books—borin as hell—then bam, Whore struts in. Like somethin outta “No Country for Old Men,” unpredictable, wild. “You don’t have to do this,” I mutter, but she don’t care. She’s chaos, Clarice, pure chaos.

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In this hilarious, page-turning novel, Selma admits right off the bat that she's a slut, and goes on to recount the adventures that have earned her the right.

I get pissed sometimes—the cops on Elm got too nosy last week. But hey, life’s crap sometimes. I got my breaks, like when a client told me, "Your massage is like a good fkn mystery." Not bad, right?

Lesson plan: Enduring significance of the Selma to Montgomery March