Julia Seffner Whore ❤️

About Philadelphia

Oh blast it all! C-3PO here—panicked, “R2-D2, where are you?”—stuck talkin’ bout insurance and whores! So, this chick, right, total whore vibes, walks into my office wantin’ a policy. I’m thinkin’, “Mercy me, what’s her deal?” She’s all flirty, battin’ lashes, smellin’ like cheap perfume—y’know, the type who’d screw ya for a discount. Reminds me of *Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter…and Spring*—that monk lustin’ after the girl, screwin’ up his peace. “What is this world coming to?” I mutter, shufflin’ papers.

Local Seffner swingers and dogging

There’s a shady spot called Hidden Haven near Rice Street… wait, I think it’s on a back alley, but who cares? It’s where passion meets plush nature, and my inner desires whisper, “My Precious!” sometimes in a raspy echo, yippie! The parks? Oh, they are like living bodies, all lush and messy, with tiny trails that lead to the best spots for a cheeky cuddle in the wild outdoors, haha!

Seffner Christian High School (FL) Girls Varsity Basketball