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Yo, how you doin’? So, check this—findin’ a prostitute ain’t no picnic, right? I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout my fave flick, *Moonrise Kingdom*, ya know, Wes Anderson’s dope vibe—those kids runnin’ wild, chasin’ love, dodgin’ rules. Kinda reminds me of this one time I was lookin’ for a hooker downtown. Streets buzzin’, lights flashin’, I’m like, “I’m on an adventure, man!” Felt like Sam and Suzy, sneakin’ through the woods, but with more neon and less trees, ya dig?

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Now, lemme get real – people always think Secaucus is bland, but nah, it's got major character. Like, I seen a guy cry (srsly cry!) on the corner of Grand Ave, and it made me mad ’cause don’t ya know, life is messy and beautiful sometimes? And then, sometimes I feel so happy, like, “Mmm… donuts” – my fav treat after a solid massage session!

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