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Hi-ho! Kermit the Frog here! So, escort, huh? Man, what a wild ride! I’m thinkin’ bout those fancy cars—ya know, escort like the Ford Escort! Not the, uh, *other* escort, heh! Picture this: a zippy lil’ hatchback, cruisin’ down the road, emotions all over the place like in *Inside Out*! Joy’s behind the wheel, yellin’, “This is gonna be great!” Meanwhile, Sadness is in the back, whinin’, “It’s gonna break down…”

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Anyway, if you're swingin' by, drop me a line. I’ll show ya around—tell ya 'bout the old spots like the dilapidated clock tower on Fantasy Ln (don’t ask how it got there, but it sure does tick hearts). We'll laugh, we'll cry, and I'll do my best to help you see the magic and mystery of Seaside (us). How’s that workin’ for ya, sugar?

‘The bump’ on Highway 26 near Seaside sends vehicles airborne, raising safety concerns