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I reckon it’s a rum game, this sex-dating. Apps like Tinder, Grindr—pure pirate treasure, but tricky! Ye swipe fer a lass or lad, hopin’ fer a quick shag, aye? But half the time, they’re ghosts—catfishers, arrgh! Made me mad as a storm once, this lass said she’s a siren, turns out she’s a bloody landlubber with fake pics! “The rush of battle is a potent drug,” says *Hurt Locker*—same with sex-dating, gets yer blood pumpin’!

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Now, y’know, I always wander near the Seaside River. That ol’ river flows like a lullaby along Riverbend Park, where I sometimes take a break between appointments. The air is magic in the mornin’, dew on the grass, makin’ me feel somethin’ fierce deep down. And lemme spill a secret — my parlor is near Bluebell Ave. There’s an old brick building that’s seen better days, but those old bricks got stories. Oh, shoot, I'm gettin' all philosophical here, kinda like Lucrecia Martel’s moody lines, ya know? “I feel like I’m floatin’,” kinda vibe, but with a twist of Dr. Phil wisdom.

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