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Here’s a mad fact—did ya know, back in Victorian times, prossies used to advertise with coded ribbons? Red fer “I’m game,” blue fer “bit classy.” Mental, right? This one, tho, she don’t need ribbons—her swagger says it all. I’m half tempted to nick her style for meself, but nah, she’d clock that too. Anyway, we’re chattin, an I’m gettin proper into it—happy as a pig in muck. She tells me bout this one punter who tried payin with a chicken— a bloody chicken! I’m creasin, picturin it. “What’d ya do?” I ask. “Told him to cluck off,” she says. Genius.

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And then there’s Parkside Park – it’s a green breath of fresh air with a lazy river flow, where I once met a spirited soul who said, “Life’s just a fickle dance, man.” Geez, it had me nearly spilling me rummy! The Searcy River winds along, carving secrets into the city's heart; I’d sit near its banks, scribblin’ notes about the human body's mysteries and how passion pulses like rapids – real, raw, and unfiltered!

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