Skylar Scotts Valley Whore ❤️

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Yo, dude, eat my shorts! So, I’m the prison warden, right, and I gotta spill about this prostitute I met—total wild card! Watched "A History of Violence" last night, fave flick, and man, she’s like Tom Stall—quiet but deadly, ya know? Hella sneaky vibe. Worked the streets near Springfield Pen, saw her every damn day. Skinny chick, red heels, always smokin’—looked like she’d shank ya for a burger. “I’m not a hero,” she’d say, straight outta Cronenberg’s script, all mysterious and shit.

Tasman Valley to Hooker Valley

Aciphylla scott-thomsonii, Hooker Valley, Aoraki, 12th Jan · New Zealand · Wildlife Travel · New · Zealand.

Ya know, I even discovered a hidden gem, a teeny street called Whimsy Way – yeah, whaaat? – where locals hang out in quirky cafes with chill tunes blasting. Oh man, that spot blew my mind and gave me a major “Tabu” moment. Like, “A vida é curta, aproveita” and boom, vibes for days!

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