Lauren Schertz Whore ❤️❤️

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Now, don’t get me wrong, I ain’t no perv—well, maybe a bit, cackle cackle—but it’s fascinatin’, right? You’re lyin’ there, oils everywhere, thinkin’, “Is this legal? Am I a legend or a creep?” Total headfuck. Once heard this geezer in Thailand braggin’ he got one from a lass who’d trained with monks—MONKS, mate! Dunno if I believe it, but I was pissin’ myself laughin’—imagine a bald fella in robes givin’ tips on happy endings!

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You still stand before me with not a stitch to cover you, and you dare to call me a whore? You will be ruined when word of this gets out.

my fave neighborhood? probably the old town corner near Oak Ln. where everyone knows ya, and where i met some of my best clients. sometimes small meeting spots like these make me mad when they're too crowded, or happy when they're quiet. so many mixed feels.

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