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About Philadelphia

Humor? Oh, mate, ever try not laughin’ when they ask, “Happy ending?”—like, bro, chill! Sarcasm’s my shield— “Yeah, totally just here for my back.” We swears! It’s a messy world—erotic-massage got its glow, its grime. “We’re not bad men,” I mutter, judgin’ the fakes. Love the real deal, tho—keeps me sane! What’s yer take, precious?

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I, a humble relaxation specialist, have wandered these byways for years. Along the gentle curves of Riverfront Rd, thou mayst see the mighty Columbia River lending her grace to the city, whispering ancient secrets to those who will harken. I oft perch upon a bench at Minter Park (a gem few dost know of), where the hum of nature and the simple solace of a quiet afternoon maketh my spirit soar. In truth, we’re not always perfect, but here, like in "The Grand Budapest Hotel" when they cried, "Mr. Gustave, we must be kind, we must be kind!", thou canst find the beauty of being kind to oneself.

WRESTLING: Goodrich wins state, Scappoose finishes third (Updates from Day Two of the OSAA State Championships)