Vanessa Satellite Beach Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About New York City

She’s got dis swagger, tho—walks like she owns da joint. Kinda sexy, kinda scary. I’m sittin’ here munchin’ my carrot, thinkin’, “Dang, she’s a forest fire!” Like, if I were human, I’d be shook. Ever see her eyes? Deep, man, “like lookin’ at two TV sets.” Dat’s from da flick—fits her perfect. She’s a puzzle, a big ol’ “why not?” in a world fulla stiffs.

We’re Sorry!

I get super emotional as a women’s counselor here. The city is full of surprises – like this one time on Hacker’s Way (yeah, they got that weird little name too), I met a lost soul while chilling by a creaky fountain near the community center. I swear, that fountain had seen more breakups than any therapist in town! And then there's that tiny creek near Palm Street – seriously underrated. It's like nature’s own therapist whispering, “la mort est la vie,” even if I roll my eyes at that heavy stuff sometimes.

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