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Sometimes it’s fun, tho – swipin’, chattin’, “My precious!” vibes. Hooked up with a lad once, wild night, he quoted “Leviathan” mid-bang – “Truth’s a slippery fish!” – cracked me up! Best shag ever, swear it. But then – ughhh – the ghostin’! Poof, gone, no text back. Pissed me off, precious, wanted to claw his eyes out! “We’re all beasts inside!” – movie line fits, yesss.

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Then there’s Riverside Park, right by the Saranap Flow – our river scene is like a live concert of nature, complete with swans and ducks that almost look programmed. We’d even have twilight picnics and debates on the philosophy of love – kinda deep, like I’m debuggin’ life’s mysteries, hmmm, Larry King style, ya know? “How’s that impacting society?” I’d ask the bystanders with a slow, deliberate drawl.

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