Ellie Sandwich Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About San Diego

I hate how it mocks me—sits there, darin’ me to play. “No way out,” like Saul’s kid trapped in chaos—Whore traps you too. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but strum it, and you’re screwed—lost in its dirty, sexy roar. Personal quirk? I talk to it sometimes, call it a filthy tease. Sarcasm’s my shield—Whore’s a slut for attention, and I’m its grumpy pimp. Informative enough? Hell, just grab one and feel the mess yourself. Hate everything, but Whore? Whore’s my kinda trash.

Know Your Meme

Don't ever let your man leave the house horny or hungry because there's always a whore with a sandwich.

I often stroll out after work, heading down to the Sandwich Boardwalk. Yeah, BOARDWALK! There’s a cute park there too, little hidden garden spots and a view o’ the ocean that’s just surreal. I’d be like “Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter…and Spring!” as I watch the waves crash – so artsy, like Kim Ki-duk’s flick, LOL!

Cape Cod real estate: Sandwich home built in 1870 on market for $1.1 million