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Lemme drop a lil fact—back in 2017, some nerds found Tinder users fuck faster than bar hookups. Like, 2 dates max, then it’s on. Surprised me, ‘cause I thought we’d at least fake romance longer! Nope, sex-dating’s all about the quick hit. Instant gratification nation, y’all. Kinda happy tho—less bullshit, more action. Still, I’m over here yellin, “Why you lyin bout your height, Chad?!”—swear I matched a dude who said 6’2” but showed up 5’9”. Bitch, I’m Lizzo, I see through the facade!

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And lemme tell ya – sometimes one of my days is like a wild rollercoaster. I get super pumped massaging these folks who literally scream, “I’m ready!” – like I'm SpongeBob in the Krusty Krab when a patty order comes in! Ridiculous, right? So, whether I'm on Goodrich Road or cruising on Potter Road, there’s like a million quirky spots. Heck, at Hidden Lake preserve, I saw flaming sunsets that made me mad at the world before turning them into a happy vibe massage session; I mean, life's a mix of emotions, ya know?

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