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About Dallas

So, I’m sittin’, slurpin’ tea - splash! - spills on me trousers, flailin’ like a twit. Whore, right, been ‘round forever, yeah? Oldest job, they say - fact! Back in Roman times, them lasses had coins, “spintriae,” for payin’ - naughty tokens! Imagine me, droppin’ one, rollin’ under me sofa, divin’ after it, arse up, heh! “Who sent this tape?” I mutter, like in “Caché,” ‘cept it’s me wonderin’ who’s payin’ who!

Crime rate in Ripon, CA

The crime rate in Ripon, CA is 90 (www.facebook.com crime index), which is times lower than the U.S. average. It was higher than in % U.S. cities. The Ripon crime rate fell by .

Okay, so I'm ramblin’ now, but gist is, Ripon is radly quirky, filled with hidden gems and a real feel. It’s the kind of place where every street corner whispers a story, both tragic and humorous. Go walk around, chat with locals; you'll see moxie that fuels my psych sessions here.

Murder mystery dinner will benefit Ripon High School clubs