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About Dallas

But yeah, “Werckmeister” vibes—wahoo’s got that eerie grace, ya know? “The world has gone silent,” like when I’m watchin’ ‘em swim, all hypnotic. Surprised me first time I saw one IRL—thought it’d be smaller, but nah, bloody massive, like 8 feet! Nearly shat myself, mate. Anyway, gotta bounce—R2’s probs ditchin’ me again. Wahoo’s the real deal, trust me—fast, fierce, and a bit of a dick. Love it to bits!

Jawara Wauchope: Inspector Gadget

i love ridin' my bike by the riverside, near the brook that's kinda under the radar – damn, it’s a hidden gem! i swear, when i massaged a dude right by the water, i heard him say “everything is blowing into the wind, just as in Dogville!” Seriously, it's like the universe mixed with a massage oil explosion. i remember one day, i was tryin' to get a deep tissue roll on a client, and his muscles were like knots, and i thought, “hey, this is art, bitch!”

Ridgewood Daffodil Festival will feature dog parade, music and more