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Sometimes I reckon—blimey, overpriced nonsense! Fifty quid for a rub? Robbery! But when it’s good—oh lordy—worth every penny. “Sort of a half-assed day,” Doc’d say—erotic-massage flips that, full-on bliss. Me, I’d ramble to the masseuse—Latin and all—“O tempora, o mores!”—she’d just giggle. Bumbling Boris charm, see? Keeps it light, keeps it fun.

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Rendon's downtown is a maze of quirky streets. Check out Maple Avenue—yeah, that one near the old library. Crazy spots there: quirky coffee shops, tiny bookstores, and art galleries that make your mind b-b-buzz. And hey, have you driven past Birch Street? Its neon signs, dim but classy, remind me of a Bond chase scene, smooth yet unpredictable.

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