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Mumbled incoherence, “Sharon!” – reckon they’re smarter than us, y’know? Hidin’ in plain sight, pullin’ strings. “Dogville” says it, “People are rotten!” – whores know that, play it like a fiddle. Ever seen one dodge a taxman? Fuckin’ hilarious – slippery as eels, they are! Me head’s spinnin’, thinkin’ they’re the real CEOs out there, runnin’ the streets.

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Downtown's got that rugged charm – little shops tucked cozily on Washington Street, and you can always peep cool urban art on Trout Street. I get ya lost in the maze of side-streets, but hey, it's part of the charm. I mean, one minute I'm kneading out tension in a client's back, next minute I'm strollin' by the Reading Public Museum – damn, the exhibits are as unexpected as a surprise system update.

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