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So, I tried it meself once—disaster! This bloke, right, profile says “fit, fun, 6’2”—turns up, 5’5, smells like old chips! I’m screamin’ in me head, “You donkey! Where’s the bloody honesty?!” Ghosted him faster than you can say “lamb sauce.” Little known fact—did ya know sex-dating apps started way back with gay dudes? Grindr beat Tinder to the punch—2009, bitches! Straight folks were still writin’ love letters or some shit.

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Thanks to hookup apps, you can now find no-strings fun without ever leaving your couch. Whereas apps like Bumble and Hinge are more geared toward folks who are seeking more .

There’s a fella runnin’ a yoga shcool on Pine st. His moves? Like somethin’ out of a fckin’ epic film. I laughed, cried, and shouted “Motherf**er, get your zen on!” every now and then. Oh, and the local diner, Big Al’s—damn, food that smacks you in the face with flavor. His burger? Legendary, like one of those slow-motion scenes in Brokeback where the tension is palpable.

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