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About Dallas

So there I am, dodgin coppers and creeps, tryna find a lass who ain’t a total nutter. We shall fight the pimps, we shall fight the dodgy vibes! Once saw this bird—legs for days, smokin a fag like she owned the night. Reminded me of Nader from the movie, all quiet fury. Asked her, “What’s yer price, love?” She says, “More than yer guitar, mate.” Cheeky cow! Made me laugh tho—proper chuffed, I was. But then—bam!—some geezer rolls up, all aggro, reckonin he’s her boss. Made me mad as hell—hate them types, struttin like they’re king o’ the sodding world.

Blind Spot

I live here, ya know, and being, like, a relaxation specialist, everything gets super mindful. I always vibe with, like, the subtle beats of the city. When I walk down Maple Drive, my brain is all zen, chill AF. Sometimes I get, like, mad when noise hits the peaceful spots, but then I bounce back with a deep breath. It's all part of the flow, you know? LOL, life's full of twists.

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