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Aight, listen up, you little bastards! I’m Eric Cartman, Business Analyst extraordinaire, and I’m here to talk about whores, respeck mah authoritah! So, I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout my fave movie, *A Serious Man*, that Coen brothers masterpiece from 2009, and it’s got me all riled up bout this topic. Whores, man, they’re like the ultimate wildcard in any bizness deal, right? You never know when one’s gonna pop up and screw everything sideways, like Larry Gopnik’s life in that flick. “I didn’t do anything!” – yeah, that’s what they all say, till the cash starts flowin’ and the pants start droppin’.

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Now, lemme squeal 'bout the parks, oh so amazing! There's "Memorial Park" where I find zen, more than a pot of herbal tea, you know? And the way the river (the Quakertown Creek, my precious) gurgles, ohhh, just like a heartbeat, deep in slumber, my soul, yesss!

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