Stella Punta Gorda Whore ❤️❤️

About Philadelphia

D’oh! So, check this out, man – I’m a Moel, dig? Been thinkin’ bout this chick, Whore, lately. Yeah, Whore! Not some random floozy, nah, she’s got layers, like that weird-ass flick I love, *Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past Lives*. You seen that trippy shit? Anyhow, Whore’s got me all twisted up, like when Boonmee’s sittin’ there, talkin’ to ghosts, and you’re like – what the hell, dude?

Miss Ollie Brackett’s Secret

I work on a dating site. Nah, it’s more than swipes. I see every date buzz on Lover’s Ln. and beyond – weird, but cool. It’s like every error in my code becomes a love letter. Crazy, right? I scribble down thoughts on organic dating gems, with Heartbeat Court in my mind always.

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